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Today was really awful.<\/p>\n
I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I’m really sick. I mean REALLY sick.<\/p>\n
I feel sad, because Sarah and Britney are complete bitches. They told everyone I have an STD, just because I slept with both of their boyfriends on Saturday night.<\/p>\n
I’m so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I’m not allowed to see him. EVER. It’s just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn’t happen if I was allowed to live with dad.<\/p>\n
Last night I had to shave my entire body. Apparently, the lice that I caught from Amanda’s friend are really hard to get rid of. I look quite strange with no hair and eyebrows. I’d post pictures, but my webcam is broken.<\/p>\n
I want to tell the world to get fucked.<\/p>\n
I am sharpening my knives before I go to work today, because I’m going to cut out Robert’s heart and feed it to him for losing my mail. <\/p>\n
Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don’t know how to work it. Can you help me?<\/p>\n
I want to say thanks to the world for absolutely fucking nothing! You all suck. I feel so alone, no one ever reads this journal, or even comments to let me know that I’m not suffering alone. It’s cold here, and I want to die, but I cannot figure out how many of you to take with me when I go.<\/p>\n
I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.<\/p>\n
That’s enough for now. But I’ll leave you with this thought – sharing your life with strangers on the internet is the cheapest form of therapy available. Leave a comment and tell me I’m beautiful.<\/p>\n
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