{"id":280,"date":"2004-04-23T13:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-23T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=280"},"modified":"2010-04-11T00:34:09","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T05:34:09","slug":"280","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/04\/23\/280\/","title":{"rendered":"April 23, 2004"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Jeeze<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I fear I&#8217;ve become self abusive&#8230;within the past 15 minutes (maybe 20) I&#8217;ve bashed my knee quite painfully against the corner of my desk, kicked a co-workers desk in such a manner that I could have busted a toe if I wasn&#8217;t wearing shoes and then kicked the chair of an abandoned desk in the office in much the same manner&#8230;<br \/>\n<br \/>It&#8217;s all subliminal self abuse&#8230;these things occur during the mundane task of walking to the printer or copier etc. So it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m seeking out these places to abuse myself&#8230; but still&#8230; it&#8217;s terribly painful.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jeeze I fear I&#8217;ve become self abusive&#8230;within the past 15 minutes (maybe 20) I&#8217;ve bashed my knee quite painfully against the corner of my desk, kicked a co-workers desk in such a manner that I could have busted a toe if I wasn&#8217;t wearing shoes and then kicked the chair of an abandoned desk in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=280"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1354,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/280\/revisions\/1354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}