{"id":284,"date":"2004-05-04T13:12:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-04T18:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=284"},"modified":"2010-04-11T00:37:29","modified_gmt":"2010-04-11T05:37:29","slug":"284","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/05\/04\/284\/","title":{"rendered":"May 4, 2004 @ 13:12"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>how to get what you want<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Be annoying, yet endearing.<br \/>\n<br \/>The squeaky wheel gets the grease afterall. However, the obnoxious squeaky wheel gets torn off and left on the side of the road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>how to get what you want Be annoying, yet endearing. The squeaky wheel gets the grease afterall. However, the obnoxious squeaky wheel gets torn off and left on the side of the road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1358,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions\/1358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}