Another Chat with the sis<\/b><\/p>\n
Me:I wasn’t planning to give them (Mom & Dad’s fancy wine glasses) to you at the wedding itself. I was planning that as part of the shower gift. See at the wedding I was planning to present you with a Jackalope
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Sam: ahh ok right
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Me: or would you prefer a moose head?
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Sam says: um…how about none
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Me: I could probably get you a moose head rather than the Jackalope although I bet I could find both on ebay
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Sam: and then you die
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Me: OH… c’mon… it’s all part of the fun memory of planning your wedding…what better way to remember everything about your wedding than a Jackalope adorned with daisies….in an exact replica of your wedding dress.
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Sam: no
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Me: you are NO FUN AT ALL
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Sam: that’s right
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Me: how about a gnome?
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Sam: ok gnomes are cool
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Me: so a gnome dressed up like a jackalope adorned with daisies in an exact replica of your wedding dress is OK?
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Sam: take out the jackalope and that is fine
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Me: a gnome dressed up like a moose?
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Sam: no a gnome dressed like a gnome
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Me: but that’s not the same…
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Sam: that’s ok
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Me: it doesn’t have the wild animal flavor that you were going for in a reception hall
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Sam: the reception hall is very nice no animals at all
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Me: you could use it as a cup holder.. we could have it taxidermed to have it’s hand out and it could hold your glass…
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Sam: if you do that i’ll be angry
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Me: but it’d be funny and memorable
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Sam: no
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Me: totally unlike all other weddings
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Sam: yeah i dont want that
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Me: and it’d be a fun way to remember planning your wedding…you could display the jackalope in your livingroom and be like… remember planning our wedding… all those places with the dead animals
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Sam: I dont need one to remember that
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Me: but it’d be cute…cuz the Jackalope would be dressed up in daisies and a wedding dress…or a tuxedo maybe…
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Sam: ok don’t be suprised if an invitations doesn’t come in the mail for you
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Me: LOL
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Sam: why are you laughing?
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Me: cuz its amusing… how angry you get just at the thought of it
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Sam: its not amusing
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Me: you seriously can’t take a joke…you need to lighten up a bit…
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Sam: um…you should know that I can’t take a joke…
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Me: yes I do know… but I thought in your old age you may have matured beyond that.
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Sam: I’m still the baby HELLLOO
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Me: most babies are able to take a joke…and laugh….
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Sam: no
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Me: just picture how stupid, tacky and silly a jackalope in a wedding dress, festooned with daisies and it’s hand out like a cup holder would be…. it’d make even the Pope laugh
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Me: Nick would laugh
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Me: Nick would invite me
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Sam: Nick would be mad
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Me: no he’d laugh….cuz the sight would make him laugh….then you’d glare at him and he’d snicker and hold it in and give me a fake frown
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