{"id":302,"date":"2004-06-21T09:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-21T16:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=302"},"modified":"2004-06-21T09:39:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-21T16:39:00","slug":"cocktail-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/06\/21\/cocktail-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Cocktail time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Wanna make a drink?<\/b><br \/>\n<br \/>I do enjoy this one&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/p>\n<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a Piratealice<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>5 parts friendliness<\/p>\n<p>5 parts crazyiness<\/p>\n<p>3 parts beauty<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:<\/b><br \/>Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little curiosity if desired!<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p>But this one is oddly accurate&#8230;.<\/p>\n<table align=center border=1 bordercolor=black cellspacing=0 cellpadding=4 width=200px>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=#ffcccc align=center><font style='color:black; font-size:18pt;'>How to make a Pattie<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=white><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Ingredients:<\/b><\/p>\n<p>5 parts anger<\/p>\n<p>1 part brilliance<\/p>\n<p>3 parts instinct<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=#ffffcc><font style='color:black; font-size:12pt;'><b>Method:<\/b><br \/>Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Serve with a slice of fitness and a pinch of salt. Yum!<\/font><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<form method=\"POST\" action=\"http:\/\/www.go-quiz.com\/cocktail\/cocktail.php\">Username:<input name=\"uname\"><br \/><input type=submit value=\"How do you make a 'you'?\"><\/p>\n<\/form>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.go-quiz.com\/cocktail\/cocktail.php\">Personality cocktail<\/a><br \/>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.go-quiz.com\">Go-Quiz.com<\/a><br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wanna make a drink? I do enjoy this one&#8230; How to make a Piratealice Ingredients: 5 parts friendliness 5 parts crazyiness 3 parts beauty Method:Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little curiosity if desired! But this one is oddly accurate&#8230;. How to make a Pattie Ingredients: 5 parts anger [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}