{"id":307,"date":"2004-06-29T09:18:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-29T16:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=307"},"modified":"2004-06-29T09:18:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-29T16:18:00","slug":"dangerous-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/06\/29\/dangerous-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Dangerous World"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>My Office Hates Me<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I know I&#8217;ve mentioned before how things in this place attack me,but I think it&#8217;s stepped up a notch once I gave my notice that I&#8217;m leaving. On Friday the shelves jumped out and attacked my left arm, the Lex Luthor desk jumped out and bashed into my hip leaving a mighty bruise and my pen WROTE ON ME! That&#8217;s right&#8230; I didn&#8217;t touch the pen to my hand&#8230;the PEN jumped out and wrote on ME&#8230; So now I&#8217;m afraid to move from this seat in front of the computer&#8230;or perhaps I should move away from the computer&#8230;.it&#8217;s got electricity running through it, it could totally turn on me and zap me into the empty office space next door&#8230;.right through the walls that like to zap me with a charge of static electricity&#8230;. Perhaps I should just call in sick for the next two weeks? I may not survive much longer here.<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Office Hates Me I know I&#8217;ve mentioned before how things in this place attack me,but I think it&#8217;s stepped up a notch once I gave my notice that I&#8217;m leaving. On Friday the shelves jumped out and attacked my left arm, the Lex Luthor desk jumped out and bashed into my hip leaving a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}