{"id":323,"date":"2004-08-08T17:52:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-09T00:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=323"},"modified":"2004-08-08T17:52:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-09T00:52:00","slug":"one-more-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/08\/08\/one-more-thing\/","title":{"rendered":"one more thing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><strong>And&#8230;.<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\n<br \/><span style=\"font-size:130%;\"><\/span><br \/>\n<br \/>On my last day in the city of Chicago&#8230;.while cleaning up my apartment&#8230;the car was broken into and they stole the radio.<\/p>\n<p>I just want to <strong>THANK YOU<\/strong> whoever you are for stealing that piece of shit radio&#8230;it has no station preset buttons, the only way to tune stations is to turn that shit assed knob like you&#8217;ve got nothing better to do than twist that knob and try to read the digital read out. Also, it can&#8217;t seem to keep a station tuned in either&#8230;it likes to hop from 101.1 to 101.o to 101.2 etc at will. So thank you <strong>VERY MUCH<\/strong> for taking that shit out of the car.<\/p>\n<p>Also thank you for not taking time to look through the car and steal the two laptop computers that were on the floor in the back seat.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>HOWEVER<\/strong><\/em>, I am totally pissed off at you for A) breaking the window and 2) taking off with my Violent Femmes CD that was still in the radio. When I got that CD I disposed of the cassette&#8230;so now I have no Femmes anymore. I&#8217;m <strong>CERTAIN<\/strong> you don&#8217;t appreciate the greatness that is the Violent Femmes so could you <strong>PLEASE<\/strong> send it back to me?<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And&#8230;. On my last day in the city of Chicago&#8230;.while cleaning up my apartment&#8230;the car was broken into and they stole the radio. I just want to THANK YOU whoever you are for stealing that piece of shit radio&#8230;it has no station preset buttons, the only way to tune stations is to turn that shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}