{"id":327,"date":"2004-08-22T10:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-22T17:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=327"},"modified":"2004-08-22T10:35:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-22T17:35:00","slug":"where-oh-where","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/08\/22\/where-oh-where\/","title":{"rendered":"Where oh where……?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Where is it?!<\/b><\/p>\n

I can’t find the box my prescriptions are in. I can’t find the box the spare sheets and pillow cases are in. I can’t find the box with my computer’s mouse… <\/p>\n

I have however found the box with the cute little remote holder, a box with many spare rolls of toilet paper, the bottle of “Shout” and the box with the books that Tammy<\/a> gave me that also had my D&D character sheet in it, could have used that last Saturday.<\/p>\n

Labeling boxes “Misc Living room” and “Spare room” not such a good idea…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Where is it?! I can’t find the box my prescriptions are in. I can’t find the box the spare sheets and pillow cases are in. I can’t find the box with my computer’s mouse… I have however found the box with the cute little remote holder, a box with many spare rolls of toilet paper, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}