{"id":328,"date":"2004-08-25T10:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-25T17:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=328"},"modified":"2004-08-25T10:27:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-25T17:27:00","slug":"youre-creepy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/08\/25\/youre-creepy\/","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re Creepy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><span style=\"font-size:130%;\">Scene from the new office<br \/>\n<br \/><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><br \/>\n<br \/>Me: (In the kitchen standing at the counter, near the microwave, preparing my lunch)<br \/>\n<br \/>Her: (Runs in grabs a paper towel and pauses at the water cooler. Smiles)<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: (Smile back stand and wait.)<br \/>\n<br \/>Her: (Turns to leave, pauses at the door looking at Me.) &#8220;You do realize the microwave isn&#8217;t going, right?&#8221;<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: &#8220;I&#8217;m waiting for the toaster&#8221; (point at toaster)<br \/>\n<br \/>Her: &#8220;Oooh&#8230; I thought it was creepy the way you were just standing there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Scene from the new office Me: (In the kitchen standing at the counter, near the microwave, preparing my lunch) Her: (Runs in grabs a paper towel and pauses at the water cooler. Smiles) Me: (Smile back stand and wait.) Her: (Turns to leave, pauses at the door looking at Me.) &#8220;You do realize the microwave [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}