{"id":337,"date":"2004-09-16T18:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-17T01:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=337"},"modified":"2004-09-16T18:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-17T01:29:00","slug":"dork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/09\/16\/dork\/","title":{"rendered":"Dork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Stupid stupid stupid<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So I finally orderd <a href=\"http:\/\/www.torrid.com\/store\/product.asp?LS=0&#038;ITEM=567047\">The Shoes<\/a> but&#8230; in my excitement of ordering them I failed to tell them my size. I realized this mistake AFTER they sent me the notice that the shoes have been shipped. So&#8230;my size 9 feet are getting size 7 shoes. <\/p>\n<p>DAMMIT!<\/p>\n<p>But, if you take a look, they&#8217;re now offering the shoes in RED with a BLACK kitty&#8230; ooh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stupid stupid stupid So I finally orderd The Shoes but&#8230; in my excitement of ordering them I failed to tell them my size. I realized this mistake AFTER they sent me the notice that the shoes have been shipped. So&#8230;my size 9 feet are getting size 7 shoes. DAMMIT! But, if you take a look, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}