{"id":339,"date":"2004-09-20T18:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-21T01:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=339"},"modified":"2004-09-20T18:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-21T01:29:00","slug":"wilfred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/09\/20\/wilfred\/","title":{"rendered":"Wilfred"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>He will be MINE!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I must own <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cleanairgardening.com\/hu22stpogagn.html\">Wilfred<\/a>. He will go PERFECT in my new yard. He&#8217;s the gnome I&#8217;ve been looking for all summer. So, once the shoes arrive, and I return them for the proper size. I&#8217;ll be ordering Wilfred&#8230; Cuz I NEED him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He will be MINE! I must own Wilfred. He will go PERFECT in my new yard. He&#8217;s the gnome I&#8217;ve been looking for all summer. So, once the shoes arrive, and I return them for the proper size. I&#8217;ll be ordering Wilfred&#8230; Cuz I NEED him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=339"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/339\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}