{"id":344,"date":"2004-10-16T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-16T22:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=344"},"modified":"2004-10-16T15:10:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-16T22:10:00","slug":"cell-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/10\/16\/cell-phone\/","title":{"rendered":"CELL PHONE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Picture Phone<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So, what do you do when you get a picture phone? Well, take crazy pictures of course. Ones like this:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"41150055429.jpg\" height=\"200\" width=\"200\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Picture Phone So, what do you do when you get a picture phone? Well, take crazy pictures of course. Ones like this:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}