{"id":351,"date":"2004-10-27T07:49:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-27T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=351"},"modified":"2004-10-27T07:49:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-27T14:49:00","slug":"phones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/10\/27\/phones\/","title":{"rendered":"Phones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Of Phones and Boys<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Early Morning<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: Oh crap, I left my phone on the table at home.<br \/>\n<br \/>Him: Want to go back and get it?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: no&#8230;it&#8217;s too late now, not a big deal<\/p>\n<p>Later<br \/>\n<br \/>Him: I was trying to call you, I thought you were on the train already.<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: Uh&#8230;I thought I told you, I left my phone on the kitchen table.<br \/>\n<br \/>Him: Right&#8230;I wonder why it didn&#8217;t answer?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: Probably the lack of thumbs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Of Phones and Boys Early Morning Me: Oh crap, I left my phone on the table at home. Him: Want to go back and get it? Me: no&#8230;it&#8217;s too late now, not a big deal Later Him: I was trying to call you, I thought you were on the train already. Me: Uh&#8230;I thought I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}