{"id":362,"date":"2004-11-11T07:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-11-11T14:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=362"},"modified":"2004-11-11T07:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-11-11T14:22:00","slug":"grrr-arguh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2004\/11\/11\/grrr-arguh\/","title":{"rendered":"Grrr Arguh!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ode to Network Television<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Oh how I hate you, Network TV<br \/>\n<br \/>You give us shows and then at the last 5 minutes<br \/>\n<br \/>pre-empt the ending to tell us things that could wait<\/p>\n<p>Like, how terrible the weather can be<br \/>\n<br \/>I have a window, I know it&#8217;s bad<br \/>\n<br \/>NOW GIVE ME MY SHOW BACK! LEAVE IT BE!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve invested 55 minutes to this end<br \/>\n<br \/>CSI NY, WHY in the last 5 minutes<br \/>\n<br \/>Must you cut away to tell me Arafat is dead?<\/p>\n<p><b>NO OTHER NETWORK<\/b> last night cut away<br \/>\n<br \/>ABC felt that this news could wait<br \/>\n<br \/>until Wife Swap was done for the day<\/p>\n<p>But CBS, they cut away,<br \/>\n<br \/>I now have no idea how this episode ended<br \/>\n<br \/>Thanks a lot you bastards&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ode to Network Television Oh how I hate you, Network TV You give us shows and then at the last 5 minutes pre-empt the ending to tell us things that could wait Like, how terrible the weather can be I have a window, I know it&#8217;s bad NOW GIVE ME MY SHOW BACK! LEAVE IT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=362"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/362\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}