{"id":394,"date":"2005-01-07T20:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-08T03:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=394"},"modified":"2005-01-07T20:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-08T03:52:00","slug":"saved","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/01\/07\/saved\/","title":{"rendered":"SAVED!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Message from God<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Me: I&#8217;m just calling to let you know that I saw Jesus today.<br \/>\n<br \/>Her: What?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: Yeah, I saw Jesus. He had long dark hair, wearing a red robe, something on his head and he was carrying a cross&#8230;not a huge one, but it was big yet small enough for him and the cross together to fit in the revolving door to Walgreens.<br \/>\n<br \/>Her: Are you serious?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: Yeah, he didn&#8217;t buy anything, he looked around then left going the opposite direction of the bus so I couldn&#8217;t get a picture.<br \/>\n<br \/>Her: So is this the second coming?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: I dunno, he was looking at the sunglasses, what could that mean?<br \/>\n<br \/>Her: We&#8217;d better get ready<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Message from God Me: I&#8217;m just calling to let you know that I saw Jesus today. Her: What? Me: Yeah, I saw Jesus. He had long dark hair, wearing a red robe, something on his head and he was carrying a cross&#8230;not a huge one, but it was big yet small enough for him and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}