{"id":403,"date":"2005-01-26T12:56:00","date_gmt":"2005-01-26T19:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=403"},"modified":"2005-01-26T12:56:00","modified_gmt":"2005-01-26T19:56:00","slug":"door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/01\/26\/door\/","title":{"rendered":"Door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Doors<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I want a door<br \/>\n<br \/>So that I can slam it when I&#8217;m angry<br \/>\n<br \/>Shut it nicely when I&#8217;m not<br \/>\n<br \/>Close it just to have it closed<br \/>\n<br \/>Or close it to get some privacy<\/p>\n<p>I want a door<br \/>\n<br \/>So that I can make people wonder what&#8217;s going on when it&#8217;s closed<br \/>\n<br \/>So that I can welcome everyone to come on in when it&#8217;s open<br \/>\n<br \/>So that I can feel important, even though I&#8217;m not<\/p>\n<p>Most of all I really want a door<br \/>\n<br \/>Because it means I&#8217;ll have walls and an office to go along with it<br \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doors I want a door So that I can slam it when I&#8217;m angry Shut it nicely when I&#8217;m not Close it just to have it closed Or close it to get some privacy I want a door So that I can make people wonder what&#8217;s going on when it&#8217;s closed So that I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}