{"id":404,"date":"2005-02-01T19:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-02T02:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=404"},"modified":"2005-02-01T19:20:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-02T02:20:00","slug":"quitting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/02\/01\/quitting\/","title":{"rendered":"Quitting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Call in Quit<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Me: I considered calling in &#8220;quit&#8221; today<br \/>\n<br \/>The Boy: Quit?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: Like sick, but quit instead.<br \/>\n<br \/>The Boy: Oh&#8230;.but what would you do?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: Clean the bathrooms, play EQ2, let the dogs out<br \/>\n<br \/>The Boy: Wouldn&#8217;t you get bored after about 2 weeks?<br \/>\n<br \/>Me: It would take at least 6 months before I get bored with EQ2.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Call in Quit Me: I considered calling in &#8220;quit&#8221; today The Boy: Quit? Me: Like sick, but quit instead. The Boy: Oh&#8230;.but what would you do? Me: Clean the bathrooms, play EQ2, let the dogs out The Boy: Wouldn&#8217;t you get bored after about 2 weeks? Me: It would take at least 6 months before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}