{"id":405,"date":"2005-02-04T07:20:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-04T14:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=405"},"modified":"2005-02-04T07:20:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-04T14:20:00","slug":"bleuch-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/02\/04\/bleuch-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Bleuch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ewww!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>This doesn&#8217;t bode well for the day&#8230; I get on the bus, which is completely empty. It&#8217;s damp on the bus, the windows are fogged on the inside and it smells like wet socks. I pick a seat&#8230;.after about 5 seconds my ass begins to feel wet&#8230; I get up feel the seat&#8230;it&#8217;s soaked and now my pants are wet too. The next seat and the next are all wet too! I pause wishing I bought the newspaper so that I could sit on it. Instead, I pull off my scarf and arrange it on a not-so-wet seat so that I&#8217;m not standing the rest of the way&#8230;gotta wash the scarf anyway, it smells funky too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ewww! This doesn&#8217;t bode well for the day&#8230; I get on the bus, which is completely empty. It&#8217;s damp on the bus, the windows are fogged on the inside and it smells like wet socks. I pick a seat&#8230;.after about 5 seconds my ass begins to feel wet&#8230; I get up feel the seat&#8230;it&#8217;s soaked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=405"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/405\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}