{"id":414,"date":"2005-02-26T14:21:00","date_gmt":"2005-02-26T21:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=414"},"modified":"2005-02-26T14:21:00","modified_gmt":"2005-02-26T21:21:00","slug":"suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/02\/26\/suck\/","title":{"rendered":"SUCK!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Huzzah!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/piratealice\/dyson.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>I am now the very proud owner of a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dyson.com\/homepage.asp\">dyson<\/a> vacuum! Today we picked up the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dyson.com\/range\/feature_frame.asp?model=DC14-ANIMAL\">DC 14 Animal<\/a>.  Let me tell you, this house was gross until I set that baby loose on the carpeting. And yes, as soon as we got in the door from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestbuy.com\/\">Best Buy<\/a> with the new toy. I ripped open the box and got cleaning. The whole downstairs, the actual stairs, then all of the upstairs, except the boy&#8217;s office cuz he&#8217;s in the middle of rebuilding his computer and there are parts everywhere.  And no, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bestbuy.com\/site\/olspage.jsp?id=1083710414601&#038;skuId=6670649&#038;type=product\">dyson<\/a> never lost suction, even when that bagless canister was beyond max in it&#8217;s fullness with hair and carpet fibers. It&#8217;s a great day! (or maybe it&#8217;s a very sad day&#8230;I&#8217;m excited over a vacuum of all things!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Huzzah! I am now the very proud owner of a dyson vacuum! Today we picked up the DC 14 Animal. Let me tell you, this house was gross until I set that baby loose on the carpeting. And yes, as soon as we got in the door from Best Buy with the new toy. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=414"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/414\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}