{"id":419,"date":"2005-03-18T08:17:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-18T15:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=419"},"modified":"2005-03-18T08:17:00","modified_gmt":"2005-03-18T15:17:00","slug":"win-the-lottery-go-to-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/03\/18\/win-the-lottery-go-to-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Win the Lottery &#8211; Go to work?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Would you do this?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So this guy <a href=\"http:\/\/story.news.yahoo.com\/news?tmpl=story&#038;cid=583&#038;e=1&#038;u=\/nm\/20050318\/od_nm\/odd_germany_lottery_dc\">is  Germany&#8217;s biggest individual lottery winner<\/a> and he runs off to work cuz he would get into trouble with his boss if he was late. <\/p>\n<p>If someone told me that I needed to check my ticket cuz I&#8217;m the big winner of $27 million, you bet your bippy that I&#8217;m gunna pause and look at that ticket. The boss can bite my ass and wait, cuz chances are if I&#8217;m the winner, I&#8217;m pulling out the &#8220;mobile&#8221; (since I&#8217;m in Europe winning the German lottery it&#8217;s a mobile) and I&#8217;m calling the boss to tell him I wont be in&#8230;ever.<\/p>\n<p>But ya know, some people are work-a-holics and don&#8217;t ever pause to see the big picture&#8230;all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. And then he takes a hatchet to the door and tries to kill his wife who looks like Olive Oyle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Would you do this? So this guy is Germany&#8217;s biggest individual lottery winner and he runs off to work cuz he would get into trouble with his boss if he was late. If someone told me that I needed to check my ticket cuz I&#8217;m the big winner of $27 million, you bet your bippy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}