Buy cow? Free milk?<\/b><\/p>\n
I got this via email apparently this was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Although I don’t know how true that is, but really, I don’t care cuz it makes me laugh at how true it is. <\/p>\n
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. <\/p>\n
Here are just a few reasons why: <\/p>\n
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask “What are you thinking?” She doesn’t care what you think. <\/p>\n
If a woman over 30 doesn’t want to watch the game, she doesn’t sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. <\/p>\n
And, it’s usually something more interesting. <\/p>\n
A woman over 30 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom. <\/p>\n
Few women past the age of 30 give a damn what you might think about her or what she’s doing. <\/p>\n
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. <\/p>\n
Of course, if you deserve it, they won’t hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. <\/p>\n
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it’s like to be unappreciated. <\/p>\n
A woman over 30 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. <\/p>\n
A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn’t trust the guy with other women. <\/p>\n
Women over 30 couldn’t care less if you’re attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won’t betray her. <\/p>\n
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 30. They always know. <\/p>\n
A woman over 30 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women. <\/p>\n
Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 30 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. <\/p>\n
Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one! <\/p>\n
You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her. <\/p>\n
Yes, we praise women over 30 for a multitude of reasons. <\/p>\n
Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman of 30+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress. <\/p>\n
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, “Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”. <\/p>\n
Here’s an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, <\/p>\n
Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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