JIMMY SMITS
I will take the girl. Hey Ewan, if
you know about Leia, how come you
refer to Luke as your last hope in
Empire Strikes Back?<\/p>\n EWAN MCGREGOR
I know about Leia, but Alec Guiness
doesn’t.<\/p>\n
YODA
Oh, that reminds me! Speaking of
justifying obvious dialogue blunders
created by the fact that George
Lucas didn’t actually have all six
films firmly in his mind when he was
making any given one, I need to
train you how to be a force ghost so
you can explain to Luke how Vader
killed his father.<\/p>\n
EWAN MCGREGOR
Where should we keep him in the
mean time?<\/p>\n
YODA
Take him to his family on Tatooine.<\/p>\n
EWAN MCGREGOR
Wait, really? You mean, to hide him
from Hayden and Ian, we’re going to
allow him to keep the last name
Skywalker, bring him to Hayden’s
birth planet, and put him in the
care of his actual relatives? It
would take like an hour of research
to track him down if the Empire
wanted him.<\/p>\n
YODA
Well, go watch over him from really
far away to make sure he’s safe.
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