{"id":447,"date":"2005-06-21T13:02:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-21T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=447"},"modified":"2005-06-21T13:02:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-21T20:02:00","slug":"planning-planning-planning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/06\/21\/planning-planning-planning\/","title":{"rendered":"Planning Planning Planning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>People Suck<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So I&#8217;m planning my little sister&#8217;s bridal shower&#8230; I carefully picked the invitations, wording inside the invitations and now I am attempting to gather up some sort of menu and parting gifts. Apparently people expect some kinda chotchkie thing at these events. The problem here is, only 3 people have bothered to RSVP. And I was so kind as to put both the phone number and email address for reaching me on the invitation. So why is no one telling me if they are going to come or not? It seems that I&#8217;m only going to have me, sis and 3 others there&#8230;nice small party, I wont need to rent any chairs&#8230;we can booze it up on a 6 pack&#8230;or maybe two 6 packs and a bottle of wine.<\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t people grant others the courtesy of saying, Yeah I&#8217;ll be there or Can&#8217;t make it? How can I figure out how much food and drink and chairs to provide if you can&#8217;t get off your lazy ass and tell me you&#8217;ll be there!! <\/p>\n<p>All y&#8217;all suck!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People Suck So I&#8217;m planning my little sister&#8217;s bridal shower&#8230; I carefully picked the invitations, wording inside the invitations and now I am attempting to gather up some sort of menu and parting gifts. Apparently people expect some kinda chotchkie thing at these events. The problem here is, only 3 people have bothered to RSVP. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}