{"id":464,"date":"2005-08-04T19:07:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-05T02:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=464"},"modified":"2005-08-04T19:07:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-05T02:07:00","slug":"plans","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/08\/04\/plans\/","title":{"rendered":"Plans"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The List<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Things to do tomorrow before taking off for <a HREF=\"http:\/\/weddings.theknot.com\/pwp\/view\/co_main.aspx?coupleid=101147413217156\">THE WEDDING<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>1. Find new shoes<br \/>2. Get eyebrows fixed<br \/>3. Interview at position I&#8217;ll probably not take<br \/>4. Pack bags<br \/>5. Get card from Hallmark (I&#8217;m all about Hallmark)<br \/>6. Get gas<br \/>7. Print directions to Bonduel, WI<br \/>8. Find alternate route due to late departure and traffic so as not to arrive after Midnight<br \/>9. Get some cash (due to cash bar)<br \/>10. MUST FIND SHOES<br \/>11. Charge phone<br \/>12. Charge PDA<br \/>13. Dream up snappy come backs for relatives who have the nerve to ask &#8220;when are <b>YOU<\/b> getting married?&#8221;<br \/>14. Practice right hook for above relatives<br \/>15. Empty dishwasher<br \/>16. Feed animals<br \/>17. Leave faucet dripping for cats<br \/>18. Fill out mountain of paperwork sent by Head Hunter that will probably be filed in the &#8220;circular file&#8221; anyway at interview next week<br \/>19. Practice polite smile for relatives mentioned above<br \/>20. Practice &#8220;listening&#8221; for previously mentioned relatives<br \/>21. Practice keeping my cool when surrounded by so many relatives I&#8217;d rather not see ever again.<br \/>22. <b>DON&#8217;T PANIC<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The List Things to do tomorrow before taking off for THE WEDDING. 1. Find new shoes2. Get eyebrows fixed3. Interview at position I&#8217;ll probably not take4. Pack bags5. Get card from Hallmark (I&#8217;m all about Hallmark)6. Get gas7. Print directions to Bonduel, WI8. Find alternate route due to late departure and traffic so as not [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=464"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/464\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}