{"id":485,"date":"2005-10-03T06:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-03T13:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=485"},"modified":"2005-10-03T06:25:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-03T13:25:00","slug":"i-kid-you-not","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/10\/03\/i-kid-you-not\/","title":{"rendered":"I kid you not"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Unbelievable<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Woman at bus stop: Do you go to Grand Avenue?<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.transitchicago.com\/maps\/bus\/bus\/157.pdf\">Route 157<\/a> bus driver: *pause* Where is Grand?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a sad sad day when a CTA driver doesn&#8217;t know where stops along her own route are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unbelievable Woman at bus stop: Do you go to Grand Avenue?Route 157 bus driver: *pause* Where is Grand? It&#8217;s a sad sad day when a CTA driver doesn&#8217;t know where stops along her own route are.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}