{"id":506,"date":"2005-12-06T07:42:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T14:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=506"},"modified":"2005-12-06T07:42:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-06T14:42:00","slug":"ow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/12\/06\/ow\/","title":{"rendered":"Ow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Adventures with ovens<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So Saturday I baked cookies and this is the aftermath&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-photo\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/mobile_images\/unnamed-image-1-728241.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">\n<p>I burnt my arm&#8230; I had two racks of cookies in the oven and I was trying to pull the lower set of cookies out when my arm hit the top rack&#8230; it hurt.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday the burn was kind of bubbly&#8230;yesterday I think in the shower I scraped away some of the bubbles&#8230; today it&#8217;s weirdly brown, pink and scaly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Damn that picture really shows off the hairy-beefyness of my arm&#8230; not flattering at all&#8230; note to self, no more pictures of the arm on the blog&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adventures with ovens So Saturday I baked cookies and this is the aftermath&#8230; I burnt my arm&#8230; I had two racks of cookies in the oven and I was trying to pull the lower set of cookies out when my arm hit the top rack&#8230; it hurt. Sunday the burn was kind of bubbly&#8230;yesterday I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}