{"id":509,"date":"2005-12-14T07:30:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T14:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=509"},"modified":"2005-12-14T07:30:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-14T14:30:00","slug":"haiku-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/12\/14\/haiku-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Today<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I think for today<br \/>I should write only haiku<br \/>yes good idea<\/p>\n<p>Holidays are here<br \/>I have not started shopping<br \/>Get Crack-a-Lackin!<\/p>\n<p>Today it will snow<br \/>long ride home is in future<br \/>roads will be a mess<\/p>\n<p>No caffeine for me<br \/>No flavored creamer at work<br \/>No money for &#8220;Buck&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lenneestate.com\/html\/invest_in_lenne.html\">Vinyard Investment?<\/a><br \/>Check it out, 5 per-cent share<br \/>Just give them money<\/p>\n<p>I am uncertain<br \/>How long I can keep this up<br \/>More Haiku to come<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I think for todayI should write only haikuyes good idea Holidays are hereI have not started shoppingGet Crack-a-Lackin! Today it will snowlong ride home is in futureroads will be a mess No caffeine for meNo flavored creamer at workNo money for &#8220;Buck&#8221; Vinyard Investment?Check it out, 5 per-cent shareJust give them money I am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=509"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/509\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}