{"id":510,"date":"2005-12-14T11:55:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-14T18:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=510"},"modified":"2005-12-14T11:55:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-14T18:55:00","slug":"lunch-photo-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2005\/12\/14\/lunch-photo-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Lunch Photo Haiku!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Photo Haiku Madness!<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-photo\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/mobile_images\/unnamed-image-1-707059.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">\n<p>Easy Mac done right<br \/>should not be over soupy<br \/>should not be lumpy<\/p>\n<p>Creamy Easy Mac<br \/>means that you measured water<br \/>just the right amount<\/p>\n<p>Easy Mac is not<br \/>especially without tool<br \/>then just easy trash&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Photo Haiku Madness! Easy Mac done rightshould not be over soupyshould not be lumpy Creamy Easy Macmeans that you measured waterjust the right amount Easy Mac is notespecially without toolthen just easy trash&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}