{"id":517,"date":"2006-01-06T07:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-06T14:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=517"},"modified":"2006-01-06T07:12:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-06T14:12:00","slug":"crazy-freak-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/01\/06\/crazy-freak-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Freak People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Conversation<\/b><\/p>\n<p>He: Got any plans for next weekend?<br \/>Me: No, I really have no plans at all for the whole month&#8230;and actually the whole year at this point. <br \/>He: Want to go camping?<br \/>Me: Camping in January? Are you CRAZY? I&#8217;m <b>NOT<\/b> sleeping outside in <b>JANUARY<\/b>.<br \/>He: It&#8217;d be in a cabin.<br \/>Me: Only crazy, freak people camp in January.<br \/>He: It&#8217;d be in a <b>cabin<\/b>.<br \/>Me: It&#8217;d be in the wilderness in the cold&#8230;I don&#8217;t care for wilderness in the warm.<\/p>\n<p>So&#8230;yeah, I&#8217;m <b>NOT CAMPING<\/b> next weekend&#8230; Really, I just don&#8217;t camp&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation He: Got any plans for next weekend?Me: No, I really have no plans at all for the whole month&#8230;and actually the whole year at this point. He: Want to go camping?Me: Camping in January? Are you CRAZY? I&#8217;m NOT sleeping outside in JANUARY.He: It&#8217;d be in a cabin.Me: Only crazy, freak people camp in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=517"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/517\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}