{"id":518,"date":"2006-01-16T07:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-16T14:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=518"},"modified":"2006-01-16T07:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-16T14:46:00","slug":"arugh-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/01\/16\/arugh-2\/","title":{"rendered":"ARUGH!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>It HAS to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/flu\/pandemic\/\">Pandemic Flu<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n<p>So the week of Thanksgiving I got a cold&#8230; my ears felt funny my throat was scratchy, I had the faucet nose. I was terrified it&#8217;d end up as the usual <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cdc.gov\/nchs\/fastats\/brnchtis.htm\">bronchitis<\/a> but I was saved from that. However, the faucet nose hasn&#8217;t really stopped. It&#8217;s gone down to a drip&#8230;that post nasal drip&#8230;that totally sucks. Last week my throat was all scratchy and my ears were feeling funny. I went to the Doc to see what she could do. Unfortunatly, I&#8217;m not officially &#8220;sick&#8221; as in, no virus, no bacterial infection&#8230;It&#8217;s like allergies, but not. She gave me <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flonase.com\/index_two_a.html\">Flonase<\/a> to help with the constant drip. But that&#8217;s all she could do. Last night, the annoying coughing began. It isn&#8217;t a &#8220;productive&#8221; cough at all, it&#8217;s a cough that just leaves your throat sore and dry and scratchy. So most of the night, as I was trying to sleep I kept coughing and nothing would stop it. I need this to go away&#8230; I can&#8217;t take anymore of this!<\/p>\n<p>In more fun news, I found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.globalcommunity.org\/flash\/wombat.shtml\">this<\/a> which is very true and amusing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It HAS to be Pandemic Flu So the week of Thanksgiving I got a cold&#8230; my ears felt funny my throat was scratchy, I had the faucet nose. I was terrified it&#8217;d end up as the usual bronchitis but I was saved from that. However, the faucet nose hasn&#8217;t really stopped. It&#8217;s gone down to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=518"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/518\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}