{"id":527,"date":"2006-01-30T06:51:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-30T13:51:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=527"},"modified":"2006-01-30T06:51:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-30T13:51:00","slug":"earworm-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/01\/30\/earworm-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Earworm &amp; Stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>DON&#8217;T TOUCH MY STUFF!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>OK, so for the past week I&#8217;ve woken up with the Mary Tyler Moore theme song in my head&#8230; I think it&#8217;s due to the Chase bank commercial that I keep seeing. But today I woke up with some cruise line song in my head. The one about &#8220;My lover stands on golden sands watching the ships&#8230;.lets go sailing&#8221; yeah, that ONE LINE keeps going over and over  and over&#8230; with the occasional break for, Mary Tyler Moore.<\/p>\n<p>In other news&#8230;the cleaning crew here at the building where I work has no sense of place. They keep moving things around on me as if I&#8217;m not going to notice my clock isn&#8217;t FACING ME? or that my papers aren&#8217;t where I left them?  C&#8217;mon people!! I&#8217;ve got specific PLACES for EVERYTHING if anything is even a millimeter out of place, I&#8217;m gunna know.  But what really fries me&#8230; they set their wet rag on my stacks of paper&#8230;so that my stuff on my desk can be all crinkled from getting wet and then drying out. What kind of idiot puts a wet anything on a stack of paper on someone&#8217;s desk?! Frickin moron&#8230;.  Yes, we&#8217;ve complained to building management repeatedly, nothing changes. I prefer the cleaning crew at my old office. They weren&#8217;t allowed to touch the desk or anything on it. They didn&#8217;t want to be held responsible for the computers and the hi-tech phones getting messed up. So all they did was vacuum, and empty the garbage. We were responsible for cleaning our own desks&#8230;.and that&#8217;s the way it SHOULD be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DON&#8217;T TOUCH MY STUFF! OK, so for the past week I&#8217;ve woken up with the Mary Tyler Moore theme song in my head&#8230; I think it&#8217;s due to the Chase bank commercial that I keep seeing. But today I woke up with some cruise line song in my head. The one about &#8220;My lover stands [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}