{"id":535,"date":"2006-02-21T07:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-21T14:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=535"},"modified":"2006-02-21T07:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-21T14:46:00","slug":"getting-serious-with-the-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/02\/21\/getting-serious-with-the-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"Getting Serious With the Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>How to get pregnant<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Me: How do these people get two thousand dollar tax refunds?<br \/>Him: grunt<br \/>Me: They can&#8217;t possibly make more than me.<br \/>Him: Maybe they have kids, big deduction.<br \/>Me: Oh&#8230;yeah&#8230;kid tax credit&#8230;that&#8217;s huge&#8230;<br \/>Him: grunt<br \/>Me: I think I need to start having kids.<br \/>Him: Grunt (followed by a choking sound) I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;re ready for kids just yet.<br \/>Me: Well, I&#8217;m not getting any younger&#8230;And wouldn&#8217;t you like an extra couple thousand next year?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to get pregnant Me: How do these people get two thousand dollar tax refunds?Him: gruntMe: They can&#8217;t possibly make more than me.Him: Maybe they have kids, big deduction.Me: Oh&#8230;yeah&#8230;kid tax credit&#8230;that&#8217;s huge&#8230;Him: gruntMe: I think I need to start having kids.Him: Grunt (followed by a choking sound) I don&#8217;t think we&#8217;re ready for kids [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}