{"id":541,"date":"2006-03-15T07:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-15T13:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=541"},"modified":"2012-06-26T16:58:34","modified_gmt":"2012-06-26T21:58:34","slug":"moron-and-other-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/03\/15\/moron-and-other-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Moron&#8230;.and other stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Oops&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So I learned yesterday that just because I don&#8217;t feel like paying my cell phone bill that doesn&#8217;t mean Sprint can&#8217;t decide they don&#8217;t feel like letting me have service. Yeah, my phone was shut off&#8230;although I&#8217;m not exactly sure <em>when<\/em> cuz ya know, I get and make (sarcasam) so many calls (\/sarcasam) that I pay attention to this sort of thing. I can&#8217;t remember when I last tried to use my phone. So at some point between&#8230;.I dunno and yesterday they cut me off. It makes me wonder if I had actually caught the train yesterday when, exactly, I&#8217;d have noticed that I could no longer use my phone. So, yeah&#8230;if you tried to call me on the cell phone&#8230;.at all&#8230; I may get the message, maybe&#8230;or maybe not&#8230;in the next 4 hours.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Conversation with the boy<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Me: ALPACA FARMING! That&#8217;s it&#8230;that&#8217;s how we&#8217;ll make MILLIONS!<br \/>\nHim: *silence*<br \/>\nMe: Yeah, we&#8217;ll find our fortunes raising alpacas. We should call now!<br \/>\nHim: *silence*<br \/>\nMe: Look how excited that little girl is to have alpacas!<br \/>\nHim: *silence*<br \/>\nMe: And Christian can be our alpaca herding dog!<br \/>\nHim: *silence*<br \/>\nMe: You&#8217;re ignoring me aren&#8217;t you?<br \/>\nHim: (finally looks at me) Christian&#8230;as a herding dog&#8230;with alpacas&#8230;*snort*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oops&#8230; So I learned yesterday that just because I don&#8217;t feel like paying my cell phone bill that doesn&#8217;t mean Sprint can&#8217;t decide they don&#8217;t feel like letting me have service. Yeah, my phone was shut off&#8230;although I&#8217;m not exactly sure when cuz ya know, I get and make (sarcasam) so many calls (\/sarcasam) that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1993,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[99,34,21,19,25,60,88],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alpaca","category-christian","category-crap","category-general-idocy","category-lameness","category-stuff","category-stupid"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2014,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions\/2014"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}