{"id":547,"date":"2006-03-30T15:18:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-30T21:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=547"},"modified":"2012-06-26T16:55:18","modified_gmt":"2012-06-26T21:55:18","slug":"joy-joy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/03\/30\/joy-joy\/","title":{"rendered":"Joy Joy!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Heh<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/03\/lauca-alpaca.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-2010 alignleft\" title=\"lauca-alpaca\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/03\/lauca-alpaca.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"182\" height=\"208\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSo the loser who wouldn&#8217;t go to Vietnam\/Cambodia has just lost out on Coldplay tickets since said loser waited an hour before calling back. There IS justice in this world. No reason to reward a sad, scared, sheltered little kid with fantastic concert tickets.<\/p>\n<p>And for your viewing pleasure&#8230; An alpaca, how could you not love this animal. Look, it&#8217;s even got earrings!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Heh So the loser who wouldn&#8217;t go to Vietnam\/Cambodia has just lost out on Coldplay tickets since said loser waited an hour before calling back. There IS justice in this world. No reason to reward a sad, scared, sheltered little kid with fantastic concert tickets. And for your viewing pleasure&#8230; An alpaca, how could you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2010,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[99],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alpaca"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2011,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions\/2011"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2010"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}