{"id":548,"date":"2006-04-02T13:07:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-02T20:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=548"},"modified":"2012-06-26T16:51:51","modified_gmt":"2012-06-26T21:51:51","slug":"the-alpaca-herder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/04\/02\/the-alpaca-herder\/","title":{"rendered":"The Alpaca Herder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Boo Hoo<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-photo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/04\/Christian.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1609\" title=\"Christian\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/04\/Christian-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/04\/Christian-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/04\/Christian.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">So sad with no alpacas to herd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boo Hoo So sad with no alpacas to herd&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1609,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[99,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-alpaca","category-christian"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=548"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1611,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions\/1611"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}