{"id":549,"date":"2006-04-03T10:55:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-03T17:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=549"},"modified":"2006-04-03T10:55:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T17:55:00","slug":"cacique-is-perverted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/04\/03\/cacique-is-perverted\/","title":{"rendered":"Cacique is perverted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Well&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>As my loyal, regular readers may recall, I&#8217;ve complained in the past about how underwear for the&#8230;.larger set&#8230;.is all utiltarian white. The bigger your butt or bosom the less likely you are to find pretty underwear. Well, I found some cute stuff at Lane Bryant a while ago. One particular pair had watering cans and flowers on it, I thought this pair of bottoms were fun and cute.<\/p>\n<p>Today, I&#8217;m in the ladies room, taking care of business, and I&#8217;ve got a moment before business begins when I look down at my cute pants&#8230;.and I see under one watering can it says &#8220;My secret garden&#8221; and under a group of flowers it says &#8220;My flower patch&#8221; and I&#8217;m just like&#8230;.NO WAY&#8230;My underwear is NOT perverted! But I can&#8217;t shake the feeling that walking around in underwear that says &#8220;my secret garden&#8221; and &#8220;my flower patch&#8221; all over my ass is just so wrong on so many levels.<\/p>\n<p>Not only do we need to read the labels before buying but now we gotta read the underwear!<\/p>\n<p><i>UPDATE<\/i><br \/>It isn&#8217;t &#8220;My Secret Garden&#8221; it is &#8220;My SPECIAL Garden&#8221; and I find that even MORE disturbing. I can never wear this underwear again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well&#8230; As my loyal, regular readers may recall, I&#8217;ve complained in the past about how underwear for the&#8230;.larger set&#8230;.is all utiltarian white. The bigger your butt or bosom the less likely you are to find pretty underwear. Well, I found some cute stuff at Lane Bryant a while ago. One particular pair had watering cans [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-549","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=549"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/549\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=549"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=549"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=549"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}