{"id":557,"date":"2006-04-15T09:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-15T16:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=557"},"modified":"2006-04-15T09:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-15T16:19:00","slug":"the-cry-heard-across-the-galaxy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/04\/15\/the-cry-heard-across-the-galaxy\/","title":{"rendered":"The cry heard across the galaxy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Close up on screaming mouth<br \/>zoom out to&#8230;<br \/>Me standing in Kitchen, phone in hand screaming up at ceiling<br \/>Zoom out to&#8230;<br \/>Arial view of house<br \/>Zoom out to&#8230;<br \/>Veiw of neighborhood<br \/>Zoom out to&#8230;<br \/>View of town<br \/>Zoom out to&#8230;<br \/>View of county<br \/>Zoom out to&#8230;<br \/>View of State<br \/>Zoom out to&#8230;<br \/>View of country<br \/>Zoom out to&#8230;<br \/>View of planet<br \/>Zoom out to&#8230;<br \/>View of galaxy<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/melissa11.livejournal.com\/\">Melissa<\/a> had issues with getting her hair cut, well today I called to get an appointment and found out my girl doesn&#8217;t work there anymore. I&#8217;ve been cursed. The first girl I loved moved to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ci.paducah.ky.us\/\">Paducah, KY<\/a> then it was years before I found J and now she&#8217;s left and I don&#8217;t know where she went. I&#8217;m heartbroken. I have an appointment with K so we&#8217;ll see if she can do what J did. I&#8217;ve never had a hair cut where I got so many compliments weeks after having my hair done. This is so depressing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Close up on screaming mouthzoom out to&#8230;Me standing in Kitchen, phone in hand screaming up at ceilingZoom out to&#8230;Arial view of houseZoom out to&#8230;Veiw of neighborhoodZoom out to&#8230;View of townZoom out to&#8230;View of countyZoom out to&#8230;View of StateZoom out to&#8230;View of countryZoom out to&#8230;View of planetZoom out to&#8230;View of galaxy Melissa had issues with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}