{"id":563,"date":"2006-04-26T13:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-26T20:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=563"},"modified":"2006-04-26T13:52:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-26T20:52:00","slug":"not-overheard-just-heard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/04\/26\/not-overheard-just-heard\/","title":{"rendered":"Not overheard, just heard&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>The things people say&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>H: Damn it&#8217;s blustery cold&#8230;it&#8217;s like Father Cold does&#8217;t want to let go.<br \/>M: Father Cold? So is there a Mother Warm?<br \/>H: No, she&#8217;s Hot Momma&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dude on phone: So do you go by Pattie or Pattie Lee?<br \/>Me: Well, Lee is my last name so that&#8217;d be similar to calling me Pattie Smith<br \/>DOP: Right, you&#8217;re in Chicago, not Alabama<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The things people say&#8230; H: Damn it&#8217;s blustery cold&#8230;it&#8217;s like Father Cold does&#8217;t want to let go.M: Father Cold? So is there a Mother Warm?H: No, she&#8217;s Hot Momma&#8230; Dude on phone: So do you go by Pattie or Pattie Lee?Me: Well, Lee is my last name so that&#8217;d be similar to calling me Pattie [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}