{"id":569,"date":"2006-05-18T14:21:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T21:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=569"},"modified":"2006-05-18T14:21:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-18T21:21:00","slug":"update-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/05\/18\/update-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Update!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>It IS a worm!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not a self healing degenerative nerve disorder after all. Actually what&#8217;s causing the hand pain is a cyst. I didn&#8217;t see any kinda cyst-like lump on my wrist until she pointed it out and then I was like&#8230;&#8221;where did THAT come from?&#8221; She says to take ibuprofin for the pain and if it doesn&#8217;t go away call her. Apparently they don&#8217;t do anything with these cyst things&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>As for the rash on my foot. She wasn&#8217;t sure, she has a theory but she wants the dermotoligist to look at it before she does anything. So I called Dr Joaquin&#8217;s office (since I can&#8217;t pronounce or spell his last name) and the way I described this rash to the dude on the phone he thought it was &#8220;spreading&#8221; up my legs (it&#8217;s on my foot and my leg so I guess you could consider it &#8220;spreading&#8221; but it&#8217;s been in the same spots for months&#8230;) but that got me an appointment next week rather than next month. So, that&#8217;ll be solved in time for shorts &#038; sandals season, I hope.<\/p>\n<p>As for the back&#8230;I didn&#8217;t talk about it cuz once she said the hand was a cyst issue&#8230;I thought my corn\/hunchback theory is prolly shot and she&#8217;ll just tell me to lose weight.  Blah ditty blah blah&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It IS a worm! It&#8217;s not a self healing degenerative nerve disorder after all. Actually what&#8217;s causing the hand pain is a cyst. I didn&#8217;t see any kinda cyst-like lump on my wrist until she pointed it out and then I was like&#8230;&#8221;where did THAT come from?&#8221; She says to take ibuprofin for the pain [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}