{"id":572,"date":"2006-05-30T07:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=572"},"modified":"2006-05-30T07:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-30T14:00:00","slug":"can-you-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/05\/30\/can-you-haiku\/","title":{"rendered":"Can You Haiku?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Haiku Mania!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Drive down to St. Lou<br \/>Visit with the family<br \/>The time was too short<\/p>\n<p>Heat makes my head sweat<br \/>Hair all wet like just showered<br \/>It is disgusting<\/p>\n<p>Casino buffet<br \/>Eggs, sausage, donut, hash brown<br \/>Breakfast overload<\/p>\n<p>Is there time to play?<br \/>No! Slot machine not for you!<br \/>No big win this time<\/p>\n<p>Can not stay awake<br \/>Eyes are so heavy, fall shut<br \/>Why not one more day?<\/p>\n<p>Not enough caffeine<br \/>On the entire planet<br \/>To keep me awake<\/p>\n<p>We need a nap room<br \/>It would really boost morale<br \/>Way better than juice<\/p>\n<p>All alone today<br \/>No one is online with me<br \/>Must do work all day<\/p>\n<p>No office for me<br \/>I just don&#8217;t rank high enough<br \/>Cube is all I get<\/p>\n<p>Receptionist gone<br \/>No more annoying peppy<br \/>Sweet relief at last<\/p>\n<p>Need the sweet slumber<br \/>Longing for head on pillow<br \/>If only I could<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Haiku Mania! Drive down to St. LouVisit with the familyThe time was too short Heat makes my head sweatHair all wet like just showeredIt is disgusting Casino buffetEggs, sausage, donut, hash brownBreakfast overload Is there time to play?No! Slot machine not for you!No big win this time Can not stay awakeEyes are so heavy, fall [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}