{"id":587,"date":"2006-07-18T06:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-18T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=587"},"modified":"2006-07-18T06:37:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-18T13:37:00","slug":"one-more-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/07\/18\/one-more-review\/","title":{"rendered":"One More Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>FIREWALL<\/b><\/p>\n<p>So instead of watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fox.com\/hellskitchen\/\">Hell&#8217;s Kitchen<\/a> last night we watched <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0408345\/\">Firewall<\/a>. I think I should have watched Hell&#8217;s Kitchen. What a horrible predictable movie! Harrison  Ford stars as Jack Stanfield, the security manager at a bank in Seattle. Then, he and his family are kidnapped and Jack is forced to help this guy steal money, electronically, from the bank.<br \/>First, even the security specialist doesn&#8217;t have access to accounts to transfer funds. Second, it was OBVIOUS they were setting him up to take the fall for everything. Third&#8230;once you kill a goon in your kitchen and steal his cell phone, wouldn&#8217;t you CALL THE POLICE!?!<br \/>Not if you&#8217;re Harrison Ford&#8230; you then have to track down the group of badguys, find your family and singlehandedly kill them ALL.<br \/>Dude, I&#8217;d SO TOTALLY have called the police once that goon was dead on my kitchen floor and I had proof there were people forcing me to do the money transfers. <br \/>I love Harrison and all, but the guy is in his 60&#8217;s now. I find it incredibly hard to believe he&#8217;d be able to take down that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0079273\/\">young cutie<\/a> with the British accent. Brit guy is like HALF HIS AGE for crying out loud. He&#8217;d totally have kicked that old man&#8217;s ass. Seriously, he should have called the police after taking down the lame goon in the kitchen.<br \/>So Firewall is one to skip&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FIREWALL So instead of watching Hell&#8217;s Kitchen last night we watched Firewall. I think I should have watched Hell&#8217;s Kitchen. What a horrible predictable movie! Harrison Ford stars as Jack Stanfield, the security manager at a bank in Seattle. Then, he and his family are kidnapped and Jack is forced to help this guy steal [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}