{"id":588,"date":"2006-07-19T11:49:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-19T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=588"},"modified":"2006-07-19T11:49:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-19T18:49:00","slug":"nobody-listens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/07\/19\/nobody-listens\/","title":{"rendered":"Nobody Listens"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Watching TV with me and the boy<\/b><\/p>\n<p>On TV is a Nexium commercial they mention something about acid reflux damaging the esophagus, thus causing it to need repairs.<\/p>\n<p>Me: How do they repair your esophagus?<br \/>Him: &#8230;..<br \/>Me: Maybe they take skin from your butt and like graft it onto your esophagus?<br \/>Him: &#8230;. what?<br \/>Me: Nothing<br \/>Him: No, you said something about pairing.<br \/>Me: The commercial, they said your esophagus needs repairs&#8230;how do you repair an esophagus?<br \/>Him: Well the drug puts some coating on the damaged parts helping your body fix its self<br \/>Me: So you&#8217;re healing yourself? <br \/>Him: Yeah<br \/>Me: Not really a repair is it? I like my idea better, taking skin from your butt and grafting it in your esophagus.<br \/>Him: Ewww&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Watching TV with me and the boy On TV is a Nexium commercial they mention something about acid reflux damaging the esophagus, thus causing it to need repairs. Me: How do they repair your esophagus?Him: &#8230;..Me: Maybe they take skin from your butt and like graft it onto your esophagus?Him: &#8230;. what?Me: NothingHim: No, you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=588"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/588\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}