{"id":590,"date":"2006-07-28T20:32:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-29T03:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=590"},"modified":"2006-07-28T20:32:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-29T03:32:00","slug":"state-of-the-toe-address","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/07\/28\/state-of-the-toe-address\/","title":{"rendered":"State of the toe address"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Ow! My toe!<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-photo\"><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/mobile_images\/unnamed-image-1-775281.jpg\"\/><\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-post\">So I very nearly broke my toe yesterday at lunchtime. I was coming back from getting lunch and going around a corner when I kicked a landscaping brick, I was wearing sandals. The doc at the emergency room last night was very impressed with my toe. It looks broken but actually isn&#8217;t. He&#8217;s treating it like it is broken though cuz there might be some hairline fractures and he doesn&#8217;t want to take any chances. So my little toe is taped to the toe next to it. It hurts&#8230;a lot, and I injured the toe nail too, it was bleeding all over after I kicked the rock thing. So I won&#8217;t be moving around much and I&#8217;ll be cursing the stairs each day as I climb and decend. <br \/>Beware of sandals and landscaping bricks they make a painful combination<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ow! My toe! So I very nearly broke my toe yesterday at lunchtime. I was coming back from getting lunch and going around a corner when I kicked a landscaping brick, I was wearing sandals. The doc at the emergency room last night was very impressed with my toe. It looks broken but actually isn&#8217;t. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-590","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=590"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/590\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=590"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=590"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}