{"id":598,"date":"2006-09-05T12:19:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-05T19:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=598"},"modified":"2006-09-05T12:19:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-05T19:19:00","slug":"ow-my-olfactory-nerves","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/09\/05\/ow-my-olfactory-nerves\/","title":{"rendered":"Ow&#8230;my olfactory nerves"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>BLEUCH!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>We got this new girl in the cube next to me, I thought I&#8217;d like the company, but she wears this powdery perfume (or maybe it&#8217;s just powder) that has such an overwhelming scent. I feel like I&#8217;m being attacked via my nose. I&#8217;m not sure I can deal with this every day. I hate sitting in the hallway, it&#8217;s like I get assaulted by everyone&#8217;s perfume, cologne, coffee and food all day long. I can&#8217;t take it&#8230; I need air&#8230;let me out&#8230;I can&#8217;t breathe&#8230; (sorry, I had a Marcia Brady moment there.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BLEUCH! We got this new girl in the cube next to me, I thought I&#8217;d like the company, but she wears this powdery perfume (or maybe it&#8217;s just powder) that has such an overwhelming scent. I feel like I&#8217;m being attacked via my nose. I&#8217;m not sure I can deal with this every day. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}