YAY!!<\/b><\/p>\n
So I’ve finally got my PHONE back! 8 days with NO PHONE…… Let me tell you, I was going NUTS. Not so much cuz I wanted to talk on the phone but more because I couldn’t talk on the phone. I sat and watched TV marveling over all the things I couldn’t do because I had no phone.<\/p>\n
Great deals I missed out on by not having my phone:
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1. Free video and brochure for the Nautilus Sleep System
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2. COOL ROCK 2 CD set. “The songs are hot but the music is cool!”
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3. Ask my doctor if Ditropan XL, Clarinex or Paxil was right for me.
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4. Win a free Craftmatic Adjustable bed
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5. Order a Dell and win a trip to Paris<\/p>\n
Other things I couldn’t do since I had no phone:
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1. Order pizza
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2. Order Pay-Per-View
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3. Order from the Home Shopping Channel
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4. Call Miss Cleo for advice
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5. Call my friends to discuss the burning feminine itch and then learn from them about Vagisil
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6. Tell my friends that Alias begins 9\/29
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7. Bank by phone
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8. Call in sick to work<\/p>\n
But the worst thing was that I couldn’t go online and cast my vote in any of the TechTV polls on The Screen Savers or Call for Help or Tech Live. I’ve become such a total TechTV addict in the past few days. The Screen Savers are auctioning off parts of their set because they’re getting a new one. I so totally wanted that Gnome that held the mail. That was SO COOL. But… I had no phone so I couldn’t get online (yeah, I’m still dial up – don’t even bug me about that! I’m not hooking up my apartment for high speed internet just to have to pay again when I have to move.)<\/p>\n
Now I’m noticing that the enetation comments aren’t working… man this is NOT my week….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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