{"id":605,"date":"2006-09-15T06:42:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-15T13:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=605"},"modified":"2006-09-15T06:42:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-15T13:42:00","slug":"old-age","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/09\/15\/old-age\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Age"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Retirement<\/b><\/p>\n<p>When I was in Sarasota, Florida I had decided that I was going to retire there, spend my old age on a beach.  But now, I realize perhaps I should rethink that. Or maybe I can still be old in Florida, but spend my upcoming years in Oregon.  Yes, that&#8217;s right Oregon&#8230; I have just discovered the PERFECT place to live.  It is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bendshire.com\/\">The Shire of Bend, Oregon<\/a>. An entire neighborhood inspired by Hobbits and old English country villages. It&#8217;s located in Bend, Oregon which is &#8220;nearly the geographic center of Oregon&#8221; and it is the outdoor recreation capitol of Oregon too.  The Shire will even feature <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bendshire.com\/index.php?p=2&#038;side=hobbits\">Hobbit Dwellings<\/a>, that&#8217;s right storage sheds designed to look like Hobbit homes.<br \/>They&#8217;ve designed the townhomes in the neighborhood to look like the villages from the movie. Some houses are two stories, others are one. All seem to have garages.<br \/>I&#8217;m afraid to look at pricing. What&#8217;s next? A neighborhood themed after Star Trek?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Retirement When I was in Sarasota, Florida I had decided that I was going to retire there, spend my old age on a beach. But now, I realize perhaps I should rethink that. Or maybe I can still be old in Florida, but spend my upcoming years in Oregon. Yes, that&#8217;s right Oregon&#8230; I have [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-605","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=605"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/605\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=605"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=605"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=605"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}