{"id":607,"date":"2006-09-21T07:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T14:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=607"},"modified":"2006-09-21T07:02:00","modified_gmt":"2006-09-21T14:02:00","slug":"and-a-window-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/09\/21\/and-a-window-too\/","title":{"rendered":"And a WINDOW too!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Dig Me!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Imagine, a photo of a smiling person behind a desk with a window behind her. And behind the photographer is a door&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That smiling person in the photo that is not here (because I forgot to charge my cell last night &#8211; it&#8217;s dead now) is me! All because the squeaky wheel gets the grease. That&#8217;s right I bitched and whined to bossman and he gave me the empty office! <\/p>\n<p>I HAVE AN OFFICE WITH A DOOR AND A WINDOW!  <\/p>\n<p>HUZZAH!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dig Me! Imagine, a photo of a smiling person behind a desk with a window behind her. And behind the photographer is a door&#8230; That smiling person in the photo that is not here (because I forgot to charge my cell last night &#8211; it&#8217;s dead now) is me! All because the squeaky wheel gets [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}