{"id":630,"date":"2006-12-04T08:39:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-04T15:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=630"},"modified":"2006-12-04T08:39:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-04T15:39:00","slug":"the-snows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/12\/04\/the-snows\/","title":{"rendered":"The Snows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Poor Doggy<\/b><\/p>\n<p class=\"mobile-photo\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/dog.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/dog.jpg\" width=\"320\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Our poor &#8220;Welcome&#8221; dog statue was a casualty of last week&#8217;s storm. Yo Master D was shoveling the porch on Friday morning when the dog just split. At least it wasn&#8217;t either of the gnome statues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Doggy Our poor &#8220;Welcome&#8221; dog statue was a casualty of last week&#8217;s storm. Yo Master D was shoveling the porch on Friday morning when the dog just split. At least it wasn&#8217;t either of the gnome statues.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=630"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/630\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}