{"id":636,"date":"2006-12-12T13:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-12T20:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=636"},"modified":"2006-12-12T13:25:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-12T20:25:00","slug":"office-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/12\/12\/office-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Office Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Mitten On Parade<\/b><\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/satanmit.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/satanmit.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>Satan likes the giant mitten, he feels it would make a lovely blanket or perhaps sleeping bag. He hopes that when I leave at night I&#8217;ll drop it on the floor so that he will have a warm and cozy place to sleep.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/snowy.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/snowy.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> Snowman finds that the giant mitten makes a beautiful backdrop that shows off all his colors. He thinks that if the mitten stayed behind him more people would notice him and say how totally cool he is.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/inky.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/inky.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>Inky is showing off what a great bed the giant mitten makes. He longs to sleep on the mitten each day when I arrive at work. He curses me for leaving the mittens in my coat pockets. He and Satan are plotting my demise. I think I&#8217;d better keep my eye on these two.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/tiki.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/images\/tiki.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a> Tiki didn&#8217;t want to be left out either. He thinks the giant mitten would make the perfect pen holder cozy. It&#8217;d also serve to keep the scissors out of reach of Satan and Inky too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mitten On Parade Satan likes the giant mitten, he feels it would make a lovely blanket or perhaps sleeping bag. He hopes that when I leave at night I&#8217;ll drop it on the floor so that he will have a warm and cozy place to sleep. Snowman finds that the giant mitten makes a beautiful [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=636"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/636\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}