{"id":637,"date":"2006-12-15T08:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-12-15T15:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/?p=637"},"modified":"2006-12-15T08:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-12-15T15:23:00","slug":"arugh-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/2006\/12\/15\/arugh-3\/","title":{"rendered":"ARUGH!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Thump thump thump<\/b><\/p>\n<p>That thumping sound you hear is me, banging my head against my desk.<\/p>\n<p>Annoying Dude (forever to be referred to here as: Farnalbutt) just walked past my door, STOPPED, and leaned back (in a manner that looked both uncomfortable as well as stupid) to say, &#8220;How are you today?&#8221; And waited IN THAT POSE until I spoke to him.<\/p>\n<p>I KNOW that Farnalbutt doesn&#8217;t care at all how I am today. Farnalbutt is like the KING of small talk. But he&#8217;s also a major screwup. Every client that has been given to him has left us. Would someone PLEASE pass along CAC?!? (CAC=Crappy Annoying Client) This particular project is the bane of my existence. Even the most hated and vile client at my old job is better than these guys.<\/p>\n<p>Ya know, I never had to deal with anyone like Farnalbutt at my old job. I wonder if it is because publicists are more disgruntled than accound managers?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thump thump thump That thumping sound you hear is me, banging my head against my desk. Annoying Dude (forever to be referred to here as: Farnalbutt) just walked past my door, STOPPED, and leaned back (in a manner that looked both uncomfortable as well as stupid) to say, &#8220;How are you today?&#8221; And waited IN [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dreadpiratealice.com\/treasure_room\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}